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KITCHEN STRIFE

Verse 1:
Tragedy has come into the mess of a kitchen
A full blown war all started from a’bitchin’
A food fight occurred of the literal kind
MY OH MY! THE FOOD CAME ALIVE!
Dirty dishes were neglected they grew green white hair
Moldy pots with polka dots the stench is in the air!

The milk’s a punchin’ the punch
And the peach is a’whippin’ the yolk
The cream’s a’crematin’ carrots
Salami’s a’chokin artichokes
Bludgeoned by bologna
Are the berries that buried the bananas
That a’blasted the beans with bazookas and cream
The above was blown up by Merganser
Boom!

Verse 2:
This yummy story gets more gory as I tell you more-y
He had a talk show and that’s NOW WHY I HAVE A-D-D!
Where does green mold come from? How can it be alive?
Where did WE all come from? GOOD JOB! GIMME FIVE!

Bridge/Outro/Chorus:
They scream, they squirm, no calories were saved
Ten dozen dead in their Jello pudding grave
I SAW THEIR MIGHT IN THE COLDNESS OF THE NIGHT
The fridge door was left ajar and there was war…

yo-o, yo-o, yo-o-o-o-o-o
yo-o, yo-o, yo-o-o-o-o-o
yo-o, yo-o, yo-o-o-o-o-o
yo-o, yo-o-o-o-o…

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from A Wrench Short of a Baker's Dozen, released March 14, 2012
Music by Art Bertik-Marquez
Lyrics by Art Bertik-Marquez, Miss Information

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Prainbork Los Angeles, California

Prainbork is an LA-based whacky, all over the place, scrambled-hard rock n' punk n' metal studio project founded by producer/metal guitarist Art Bertik Marquez, cartoonist/poet Manic Merganser and crochet artist/baker Darbie Thundercleese. Hang on tight! ... more

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